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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

Posted 3 hours ago.

pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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Posted 10 hours ago.
+ dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

Posted 10 hours ago.
+ stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

Posted 10 hours ago.
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mitchdahbitch:

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ill take the one in the red 

blink-fivesos:

GUYS THERE ARE SO MANY OLD SHOWS ON YOUTUBE
THEY HAVE
-DRAKE AND JOSH
-ZOEY 101
-PHILL OF THE FUTURE
-THATS SO RAVEN
AND A LOT MORE IM SCREAMING

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

Posted 11 hours ago.
food-smut:

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food-smut:

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+ queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

Posted 11 hours ago. Tagged with Show all posts tagged with "no".no, .

graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

Posted 12 hours ago.
+ foodescapades:

by jdl461

foodescapades:

by jdl461

Posted 12 hours ago.