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Exif alegbra:

alegbra:

I DRANK AN ENTIRE DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO FROM THE STORE IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND I CAN HEAR MYSELF BREATHE

i saw this on my dashboard and thought “man yesterday sure was weird” and then i realized that i’m still wearing the same shirt and this post was 5 hours ago

alegbra:

alegbra:

I DRANK AN ENTIRE DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO FROM THE STORE IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND I CAN HEAR MYSELF BREATHE

i saw this on my dashboard and thought “man yesterday sure was weird” and then i realized that i’m still wearing the same shirt and this post was 5 hours ago

Posted 8 hours ago.
slothtier:

staff:

Share posts you love straight from your Dashboard!
Just enter your friend’s email address and you’re good to go.

slothtier:

staff:

Share posts you love straight from your Dashboard!

Just enter your friend’s email address and you’re good to go.

Posted 8 hours ago.
legallyunderage:

8yearoldslut:

rihanna escaping from her habitat at the zoo

I actually screamed

legallyunderage:

8yearoldslut:

rihanna escaping from her habitat at the zoo

I actually screamed

Posted 8 hours ago.

louistheking:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

Posted 8 hours ago.
American Shows: ok we're going to show you this pilot... oh ok you like the pilot? That's good, have 20 more episodes. And a subsequent 9 seasons. And the transcripts and deleted scenes and plenty of interviews with the cast. Oh also here's the gag reel, enjoy!
British Shows: Here's four episodes you fuckers, come back in two years and we might have some more done if we can be arsed. If you're lucky.
Posted 9 hours ago.

bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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Posted 9 hours ago.
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Posted 9 hours ago.

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

Posted 9 hours ago.
summer-as-a-hipst3r:

emmjars:

honey-nut-sheeriooo:

I’ve been watching this for ten minutes now.

I’m so amused

This is beyond awsome omg

summer-as-a-hipst3r:

emmjars:

honey-nut-sheeriooo:

I’ve been watching this for ten minutes now.

I’m so amused

This is beyond awsome omg

Posted 9 hours ago.

epic-humor:

necrophilofthefuture:

when i was in 3rd grade we were all drawing pictures for our parents for christmas but im a really shitty artist so i got mad and when this girl amelia wasnt looking i took her drawing because i thought it was so good. i gave it to my parents for christmas and to this day it is still hanging up in my house because my parents think i drew it. 

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Posted 10 hours ago.
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Exif tastefullyoffensive:

Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.

tastefullyoffensive:

Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.

Posted 10 hours ago.
cosmo sex tip #1925

enriquesmole:

call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm 

Posted 10 hours ago.
pimposaur:

In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of the buildings at school for a senior prank. It was only discovered a year later after a news reporter in a helicopter spotted it and reported it to the school.

pimposaur:

In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of the buildings at school for a senior prank. It was only discovered a year later after a news reporter in a helicopter spotted it and reported it to the school.

Posted 10 hours ago.

mituna-melt:

 

Posted 10 hours ago.
sarcasticbunnyqueen:

rendezvousramen:

onemile-desmond:

jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.
GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.
LET ME REPEAT THAT.
GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

Holy shit

That.
That’s….what Simple was talking about?
Wow. Fucking wow.
That anon she got.
Needs to go somewhere.
This is fucking crazy.

I think there’s a problem when a famous, critical chef is terrified of a restaurant and its owners.

sarcasticbunnyqueen:

rendezvousramen:

onemile-desmond:

jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.

GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.

LET ME REPEAT THAT.

GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

Holy shit

That.

That’s….what Simple was talking about?

Wow. Fucking wow.

That anon she got.

Needs to go somewhere.

This is fucking crazy.

I think there’s a problem when a famous, critical chef is terrified of a restaurant and its owners.

Posted 11 hours ago.