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Posted 11 hours ago.
+ asgardian-impala:

bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???


Goddammit Odin

asgardian-impala:

bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

Goddammit Odin

Posted 11 hours ago.
+ crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Posted 11 hours ago.
+ charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

Posted 11 hours ago.

gerardwaysgay:

I AM
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I RROMISE
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cyberho:

I got matched with this old ass dude on Tinder and I only liked him bc his display pic was him driving a really nice car and he messaged me and said: what do you need? and I was like wtf is that supposed to mean? and he was like: yeah do you need sex? friends? money? and I was like ummm all of the above? and he was like ok I can help do you really need money? and now I’m freaking out and I’m not gonna respond bc like what if he’s some sort of homosexual drug lord 

Posted 12 hours ago.

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

Posted 12 hours ago.
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Posted 12 hours ago.

charizard:

irishcob:

royalfurby:

memenatoarisato:

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stop yelling

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who the fuck

Posted 13 hours ago.

jandjob:

if any of u ever meet 5sos and get a video pls have calum moan say my name :)

+ fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

scrims:

scrims:

scrims:

ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on  a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the 

I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

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Posted 13 hours ago.