I DRANK AN ENTIRE DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO FROM THE STORE IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND I CAN HEAR MYSELF BREATHE
i saw this on my dashboard and thought “man yesterday sure was weird” and then i realized that i’m still wearing the same shirt and this post was 5 hours ago
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rihanna escaping from her habitat at the zoo
I actually screamed
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
I’ve been watching this for ten minutes now.
I’m so amused
This is beyond awsome omg
when i was in 3rd grade we were all drawing pictures for our parents for christmas but im a really shitty artist so i got mad and when this girl amelia wasnt looking i took her drawing because i thought it was so good. i gave it to my parents for christmas and to this day it is still hanging up in my house because my parents think i drew it.
Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.
call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of the buildings at school for a senior prank. It was only discovered a year later after a news reporter in a helicopter spotted it and reported it to the school.
Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg
holy FUCK watch that video
i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable
I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ
HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.
GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.
LET ME REPEAT THAT.
GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.
Holy shit
That.
That’s….what Simple was talking about?
Wow. Fucking wow.
That anon she got.
Needs to go somewhere.
This is fucking crazy.
I think there’s a problem when a famous, critical chef is terrified of a restaurant and its owners.










